Hitman for hire ?

Hitman for hire

It does appear as though I may have confused some visitors to my ramblings with my headline “Derek Templeton fixes things . . . and makes everything better.”
I am at pains to point out that I am not a gangster, neither am I a hitman available for hire, nor am I a movie star.
I ought to confirm that I am Derek Templeton, I live in Sprodlington and I am the owner of a hardware store. I apologise to anyone who feels this is the place to come when they have a score to settle.

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