Hitman for hire ?

Hitman for hire

It does appear as though I may have confused some visitors to my ramblings with my headline “Derek Templeton fixes things . . . and makes everything better.”
I am at pains to point out that I am not a gangster, neither am I a hitman available for hire, nor am I a movie star.
I ought to confirm that I am Derek Templeton, I live in Sprodlington and I am the owner of a hardware store. I apologise to anyone who feels this is the place to come when they have a score to settle.

Welcome to Lazytown

I have always taken great pride in my work at Templetons Hardware store. That means opening the shop early and placing all the ladders, and clothes lines and chopped wood outside the front of the store and getting them back in each day.
What I find so annoying these days is other professions where laziness has crept in; let me give you two examples if I may.

    Coronation Street

So the script writers have got too many characters and the story lines are not working. Do they work a clever script and plot to change the scenes. Do they bugger ! They’ve decided to wipe a whole load of them out at once.with a story grabbing headline. Producer Phil Collinson told This Morning that the viaduct will collapse and a tram is going to crash into the street. Brilliant (not) Very very lazy.

    Raoul Moat

Congratulations to Det Ch Supt Neil Adamson, from Northumbria Police, who said he had a “gut feeling” Moat was still in Rothbury but admitted he may have “fled the area”. Wow what brilliant detective work. He might be here – but he might not. Either way he wants to save face. If he’s there “I told you so” and if has buggered off then “I thought he’d gone.” Its Lazytown !