Olympic Gifts on very special offer

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It goes without saying that as an exceptional entrepreneur with an eye for profit, I am seldom too wide of the mark and have my finger on the highest pulse point. However, given the shenanigans at home with Wendy and Tracey returning and taking over ChezTempos, I might just have taken my eye off the ball – just a little.

I had a fantastic Jubilee; I sold through all of the remaining 1977 Silver Jubilee dross which had stayed boxed in the store room for what seemed like an eternity. I even penciled some wrinkles on a few Lady Diana mugs and sold them  to a short sighted lady as The Queen memorabilia. She as happy enough.

But, if I am being honest, I may have misjudged the Olympics. I hadn’t done my research and when Alan Cartwright offered me a sure-fire winner, namely some official mascots in official Olympic colours, I bought 200 and expected them to fly from the table outside of the shop. It appears as though they are not official colours and may not even be made by Burnberry.

To date I have sold 7 – I am open to offers for the other 193.