The strangest of conversations

I have been away for a while on holiday. More of those tales to follow.

On my return I had to pop in quickly to the doctors for my repeat prescription. As I walked back to my car, I saw in front of me an ageing couple and the lady laughed like a drain.

“Now don’t get me wrong,” she howled. ” I do really love it, but I would still prefer a real man any day!”

They didn’t know I was behind them and I had to stop in my tracks.